Let's get right into it. This morning I unlocked my car door, opened it, and put my arm in to set my purse down on the passenger seat before getting in. As I put my arm in, it pushed through a giant spiderweb. Repeat: I put my arm through a spiderweb...INSIDE of my car. On the driver's side. A spider somehow got into my car and decided to build it's home where my head would be.
This is not my first blog about bugs. I don't like eating bugs and I don't like co-habitating with spiders. They are evil 8 legged demons that I'm positive are on Earth just to fuck with me. So we're clear, I'm not scared of all tiny legged creatures, I love snakes, and rats are precious. Oh, and I'm not crazy about fish, but that's for another day.
So now, I had to remove the web and get into the car to drive to work. For a few minutes, I considered calling off, of course, giving the reason that I don't want to drive in a spider's house. It could be lurking anywhere. Where was it?!? I looked all over for the demon and it was nowhere to be found. I had to get in and go. Fuck. I got in and started driving, all while scratching the phantom itches that were popping up all over my body. I called hubby and our conversation went a little something like this:
"BABE!! There is a spider somewhere in my car. A spider has made it's home INSIDE my car. WHAT DO I DO NOW?!?!!?"
"What do you do??!! You sell the car!!"
I knew I loved him. Now I have to go on my day off tomorrow and have it detailed. I'm taking no chances.
ps #1. When I was probably 10, I was laying on the floor of my bedroom watching Arachnophobia. I started feeling those phantom itches, but ignored them thinking it was all in my head. After one phantom itch wouldn't go away, I looked down and there was a super bug crawling on me.
ps #2. I watched Arachnophobia on my wedding day.
ps #3. I'm all itchy just thinking about it right now.
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